Funny Friday: Startling Nissan GT-R Facts – Chuck Norris style

If Chuck Norris is the ultimate human being, apparently the new Nissan GT-R is the ultimate automobile. At least that’s what we’ve gathered after reading a list of shocking GT-R facts including:

“The Government is testing a new hypersonic spy plane in the Nevada desert…spies have reported seeing a black GTR with cardboard wings…

“Examination of Laguna Seca Photos Shows Tow Cable Between GT-R And Pursuing 997 Turbo: “My Fastest Lap Ever” Says Porsche Driver”

Click through for more funny facts on the GT-R.

“Nissan gathered together the rarest, most beautiful collection of historic race vehicles at their Zama storage facility. Then they melted them all down into the stamping dies for the GT-R’s sheetmetal””

“Chuck Norris impregnated the CEO of Nissan, this was his offspring.”

“It turns out Einstein was wrong…E=GT-R”

“The first product of the Manhattan Project was the GT-R. Marveling at its ability to shear the Earth in two, Oppenheimer elected to go with nuclear fission as the safer option.”

“7:38 Time Actually Run On Snow Tires, Includes Coffee Break At Adenauer-Forst.”

And our personal favorite:

“When someone in sequel happy Hollywood proposed a sequel to Back to the Future 4, the Delorean was ditched in favor of the GT-R. Mr. Fusion was deemed unnecessary, as the VR38DETT engine can produce the 1.2 Gigawatts needed to power the flux capacitor on its own at idle.”

Too bad the new Knight Rider doesn’t have the GT-R as KITT.

 

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Source: GT-R Facts

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Chris Chin is the Editor-In-Chief of egmCarTech and is a regular contributor to Automobile Magazine.

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