I Park Like An Idiot

A private parking garage was receiving repeated reports from patrons that their cars were being keyed. Susan Wassell was one of the victims of the keying who also found a note calling her an idiot and telling her to take parking lessons. All of the people who had their vehicles vandalized were parked outside the lines.

Security guards set up a sting operation where they parked a car incorrectly on purpose in order to attract whomever was damaging the vechicles. They ended up catching Ronald Clarke Mattson, a 63-year-old respected Seattle Lawyer who drives a Porsche himself.

Mattson paid out over $6,000 in damages for the crimes. He states that he “takes full responsibility” for what he did and adds that he “received treatment to address the cause of this aberrant behavior.”

Oh, how we love rich and entertaining folks.

- By: Alexandra Koken

Source: USAToday


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  • Anonymous

    I just bought a 40 pack of these bumper stickers, such a great way to make someone feel stupid for a terrible parking job

  • Anonymous

    I just bought a 40 pack of these bumper stickers, such a great way to make someone feel stupid for a terrible parking job

  • Anonymous

    agreed.  He may have done it at first to teach a lesson (which is still wrong), but then it seems like it just became a fun hobby or something.  what an idiot

  • Spawnywhippet

    Where can I buy these stickers? I would need a least a pallet-load in my neighbourhood. In Singapore, lines on the road seem to be completely invisible to the predominantly Chinese drivers

  • UlyssesSG

    Spawnywhippet queried: “Where can I buy these stickers?”

    UlyssesSG: These bumper stickers are available for purchase at http://www.iparklikeanidiot.com/. Havwe fun woth them in Singapore. ;)