In reality, it is the banality of the stream of “news” that I love. And who is to say that Omar isn't actually giving me these items word for word from GM press releases?

cmon zermatt, leave the engineers out of this. management is the problem at GM not the engineers.

How about some relevant information that future Vapor owners (current GM car owners) will really be interested in?

Billy Poag, engineering team leader for the car's cigarette lighter wants all of you future Vapor owners to know that his team is making sure that your cigarettes will light up smartly – just like they do today in your Pontiac Sunfire!

Those of you that become comfortable with that familiar paint peel look that your current GM car developed only after a couple of years of ownership will be pleased to know that the Vapor will begin to show paint peel just after the first car wash or the first heavy rain for those of you that never wash your GM car!!

In a surprise announcement from the LA auto show, Vice Chairman Bob Lutz told reporters that the concern that GM owners had about a misreported story about the elimination of the space saver spare tire to save weight was just plan wrong. “We at GM know that our buyers love that look of 3 full size tires accompanied by one of those miniature spares for that 'I ain't gonna by a new tire til this one falls off' look and so we will equip our Vapors with 3 full size tires and a min spare, Mr Lutz said.

Finally, GM owners will be happy to know that electrical engineer Jimmy Bowersox is back to tip top shape after that nasty bout with constipation. Development of the new ignition system was delayed as Robert “worked” though his problem. Bob reported that he couldn't “get up and go, but now I can!”

Now this is news that Vapor customers need to know.